Thursday, June 25, 2009

 

Michael, Farrah, and Ed

In the last 2 weeks we lost an American Icon in Ed McMahon, THE sex symbol of the 70's Farrah, and a crazy black man who liked to touch little boys and grab his crotch. Yeah ok Micheal sang a bit too, sold some records, big fucking deal!

Farrah...well her poster hung in my bedroom, I lost my masturbatory virginity to those triple A battery sized nipples, AND even though she was only on Charlies Angels for one season, she inspired a hair style, that 30 years later still bears her name!

Old drunks and semi black pedophiles? FUCK YOU!

Farrah, thank you for your being you, and for all mankind I apologize for what you had to put up with with that wife beating asshat Ryan O'neil!


Comments:
Showin' some love for Farrah, solid! She and her poster launched me right out of puberty and into manhood. I need to be alone now.
 
The difference between Farrah and Michael:
Farrah: masturbatory fantasy of young boys.
Michael: masturbatory fantasy was young boys.
 
But what about Billy Mays??? :)
 
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