Monday, August 25, 2008
501!!
This is my 501st post here! I also had around 300 at Diaryland, pre-blogspot. So in honor of busting my 500th cherry, I am going to post a bunch of crazy pics, porn, and some jokes....
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go
in and meet with President Barack Obama.'
The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't
reside here.'
The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the
same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I
would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'.
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama
is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again
walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with
President Barack Obama'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr.
Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?'
The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing
your answer!'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go
in and meet with President Barack Obama.'
The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't
reside here.'
The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the
same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I
would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'.
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama
is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again
walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with
President Barack Obama'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr.
Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?'
The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing
your answer!'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.
