Sunday, November 18, 2007

 

Show me your "O" face!


Enough with the hate and rednecktivity, it is getting close to the time of the Global Orgasm

After last years great success the organizers of the Global "O" have decided that we, as a planet, need to work in unison to bring forth the funniest looking faces and full body shivers all at the exact same set of moments. So get practicing, go to the store, make sure you have plenty of lube and batteries and get your timing down we have world peace to think about!!

We have just over a month to prepare!!


The Event

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - December 22nd, 2007, at 06:08 am Universal Time (GMT)
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!



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