Wednesday, November 21, 2007
How many have you got marked off?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
On to more serious things, I have a quiz....
Which ones have you done so far?
Leave just the number, I don't need explanations, but I am curious as to how many of these things have been done by people I pseudo know...I have 20 checked off...I used to be a whore...no a slut, I never charged.
1. If you’re straight, kiss someone of the same gender. If you’re gay, kiss someone of the opposite sex. Hey, you never know until you try.
2. Do it in a bathroom stall at a bar.
3. Amass a collection of sex toys to pleasure yourself – and your partners – with.
4. Learn how to bring yourself to orgasm in less than three minutes.
5. Have at least one steamy vacation fling with someone who doesn’t speak your language.
6. Pee on someone, or get peed on.
7. Have all your favorite smut sites bookmarked and ready at the touch of a button.
8. Give or get anal sex the right way (i.e. without being wasted, with lots of lube!)
9. Master the art of mind-blowing head.
10. Have sex on ecstasy.
11. Have a fuck buddy on retainer.
12. Have steamy sex with an ex.
13. For the ladies: Buy sexy lingerie just for yourself, and wear it alone when you’re feeling frisky.
14. Stop comparing your sex life with your friends’.
15. Ask for the brand of condoms you want in a loud voice at the drugstore with no shame.
16. Let someone tie you up.
17. Turn down sex with someone you dig – just to make ’em wait.
18. Sleep with a much younger person (nobody underage, perv).
19. Sleep with someone much older.
20. Get tested for STDs – and do it on a regular basis.
21. Visit a strip club or peep show with your partner.
22. Masturbate in your office bathroom.
23. Have sex with someone you hate but think is hot.
24. Make another person’s fantasy come true.
25. Try at least one Internet date.
26. Use a webcam to get down and dirty with a faraway friend.
27. Have sex in the ocean.
28. Give a sexual favor to get backstage.
29. Swallow (sans gagging or protesting).
30. Be the one to not call the next day – or ever.
***JOKE***
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
On to more serious things, I have a quiz....
Which ones have you done so far?
Leave just the number, I don't need explanations, but I am curious as to how many of these things have been done by people I pseudo know...I have 20 checked off...I used to be a whore...no a slut, I never charged.
1. If you’re straight, kiss someone of the same gender. If you’re gay, kiss someone of the opposite sex. Hey, you never know until you try.
2. Do it in a bathroom stall at a bar.
3. Amass a collection of sex toys to pleasure yourself – and your partners – with.
4. Learn how to bring yourself to orgasm in less than three minutes.
5. Have at least one steamy vacation fling with someone who doesn’t speak your language.
6. Pee on someone, or get peed on.
7. Have all your favorite smut sites bookmarked and ready at the touch of a button.
8. Give or get anal sex the right way (i.e. without being wasted, with lots of lube!)
9. Master the art of mind-blowing head.
10. Have sex on ecstasy.
11. Have a fuck buddy on retainer.
12. Have steamy sex with an ex.
13. For the ladies: Buy sexy lingerie just for yourself, and wear it alone when you’re feeling frisky.
14. Stop comparing your sex life with your friends’.
15. Ask for the brand of condoms you want in a loud voice at the drugstore with no shame.
16. Let someone tie you up.
17. Turn down sex with someone you dig – just to make ’em wait.
18. Sleep with a much younger person (nobody underage, perv).
19. Sleep with someone much older.
20. Get tested for STDs – and do it on a regular basis.
21. Visit a strip club or peep show with your partner.
22. Masturbate in your office bathroom.
23. Have sex with someone you hate but think is hot.
24. Make another person’s fantasy come true.
25. Try at least one Internet date.
26. Use a webcam to get down and dirty with a faraway friend.
27. Have sex in the ocean.
28. Give a sexual favor to get backstage.
29. Swallow (sans gagging or protesting).
30. Be the one to not call the next day – or ever.
***JOKE***
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
