Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Phlegm and the Men who love it
After spending the last day and a half asleep and medicated, I no longer feel like I am about to die, I feel like I am about to drown.
My left lung has decided to become a swamp and I gurgle when I breathe.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I have Pneumonia. The only symptom that I have left is a wet lung and a snotty nose, but it is nevertheless enough to make me want to stay in bed the rest of the week.
I see that daytime TV has not gotten any better since I graduated from college. As a matter of fact it may have gotten a touch worse.
I also seem to have been able to spend 500 bucks while asleep on the couch. Who knew brakes on a car were so expensive, and necessary?
I need a nap.
My left lung has decided to become a swamp and I gurgle when I breathe.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, I have Pneumonia. The only symptom that I have left is a wet lung and a snotty nose, but it is nevertheless enough to make me want to stay in bed the rest of the week.
I see that daytime TV has not gotten any better since I graduated from college. As a matter of fact it may have gotten a touch worse.
I also seem to have been able to spend 500 bucks while asleep on the couch. Who knew brakes on a car were so expensive, and necessary?
I need a nap.
