Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Phlegm and the Men who love it

After spending the last day and a half asleep and medicated, I no longer feel like I am about to die, I feel like I am about to drown.

My left lung has decided to become a swamp and I gurgle when I breathe.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, I have Pneumonia. The only symptom that I have left is a wet lung and a snotty nose, but it is nevertheless enough to make me want to stay in bed the rest of the week.

I see that daytime TV has not gotten any better since I graduated from college. As a matter of fact it may have gotten a touch worse.

I also seem to have been able to spend 500 bucks while asleep on the couch. Who knew brakes on a car were so expensive, and necessary?

I need a nap.

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