SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT

I have caught the nastiest of all colds. My chest hurts, and my head is full of green goop, and I can't breathe. This makes for a long weekend with short bursts of sleep mixed in with over the counter cold meds which make me all fuzzy headed.

I hate being fucking sick.

I just coughed and a 1/2 pound of yellow green brown lung butter flew out and landed on my shirt.

Great.

I need to fucking go home and sleep for a day or two.