Thursday, August 30, 2007
Another funny man making sense...
Robin Williams' plan...
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys",
we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They
don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No
one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Head quarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'
And I guess my evil ranting hasn't bothered that many people since Heather at General Blather wants me to become a bigger asshole so here I am being a schmoozer...
I think I'm supposed to laud this on 5 more people, but you know I just can't do that...
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys",
we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They
don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No
one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Head quarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'
And I guess my evil ranting hasn't bothered that many people since Heather at General Blather wants me to become a bigger asshole so here I am being a schmoozer...
I think I'm supposed to laud this on 5 more people, but you know I just can't do that...
