Monday, May 07, 2007
WHAT A MESS....
Well the only two topics going on here and there in the KC Metro area, is either the Mayor, The Funkmeister, or the RAIN. Since I don’t live in KC per say, but just a wee north of there I could give a rats ass about the Funk, however the rain is a different story. It seems to not want to stop, I would like tit to stop, it paused to let the sun out so it could burn me whilst I started and stopped races for 1st -5th graders in the 33rd annual Junior Olympics. Then the sky’s opened up and started dumping raining all over the Midwest.
Tornadoes, flooding, thunder, massive amounts of lightning , dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA! Well ok it is just rain, but the way people drive you’d think you couldn’t see farther than the hood of your car. Oh and by the way, for all of you naysayers out there who haven’t used RainX because you don’t think any of it is true….well it is ALL true I put that shit on my windshield and I can’t believe the difference it makes in visibility. So cruise on down to O’Rileys and buy a single serving RainX cloth, for .99 cents, and get to wiping! It is amazing.
My mom and my older brother are really pushing me to watch,the secret, Mom says it is life changing, but the brother says it is life changing, and he has proof. Apparently using whatever techniques they want to teach you in this DVD helps you win at the casinos. The older brother hit two jackpots in one night for approx $4500. So I don’t know about you but I do know that none of my friends are so wealthy that they can just say, “$4500, well, no I couldn’t use an extra $ 4500, I’ll let someone else have that”. Yeah right. So sometime this week I’m jumping on Oprah’s band wagon and I’m going to check out the secret, of whatever it is.
The last time I read a book involving a secret, there were a bunch of REALLY smart rats in it and they had this cool under ground laboratory, complete with electricity. SO I hope this one is a little more realistic.
My clients dropped a big bomb shell on me last Friday, I kept trying to fall asleep so I could wake up and pretend that it is all a bad dream. They have decided to wait until Jan 08 for their products roll out. Why is this a problem you ask? Well probably because this is the 3rd time they have pushed everything back. It was supposed to happen last January, then March, and then June, and then August, now January. Again, I can hear the internal dialogue, “Why is this a problem?” Because we had 90% of the components bought and shipped to us in February for the first “real” deadline, so we now have to sit on everything for almost a full year. Not to mention that my client also wants a full detailed invoice of how much money they will lose, if they terminate the project.
FUCK!
Here is a little piece of advice, for free no less. If you have a new product that you want to merchandise in retail stores around the globe, do me a favor, WAIT UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY TESTED AND BUILT, AND SITTING ON A DOCK IN CHINA BEFORE YOU FUCKING CALL ME!! So I won’t see the rest of my sales commission until next year. Yeah I needed that money to pay for a bit of the trips I am planning for the first time in my life. I thought FINALLY! I have worked hard and someone noticed, and I will have a little extra cash for some luxuries, but no.
No let’s fuck Nightmare in the ass and not even give him a little reach around. Just ass rape him, prison style, and leave him sticky, broke and confused.
Did I mention how much I hate people?
Tornadoes, flooding, thunder, massive amounts of lightning , dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA! Well ok it is just rain, but the way people drive you’d think you couldn’t see farther than the hood of your car. Oh and by the way, for all of you naysayers out there who haven’t used RainX because you don’t think any of it is true….well it is ALL true I put that shit on my windshield and I can’t believe the difference it makes in visibility. So cruise on down to O’Rileys and buy a single serving RainX cloth, for .99 cents, and get to wiping! It is amazing.
My mom and my older brother are really pushing me to watch,the secret, Mom says it is life changing, but the brother says it is life changing, and he has proof. Apparently using whatever techniques they want to teach you in this DVD helps you win at the casinos. The older brother hit two jackpots in one night for approx $4500. So I don’t know about you but I do know that none of my friends are so wealthy that they can just say, “$4500, well, no I couldn’t use an extra $ 4500, I’ll let someone else have that”. Yeah right. So sometime this week I’m jumping on Oprah’s band wagon and I’m going to check out the secret, of whatever it is.
The last time I read a book involving a secret, there were a bunch of REALLY smart rats in it and they had this cool under ground laboratory, complete with electricity. SO I hope this one is a little more realistic.
My clients dropped a big bomb shell on me last Friday, I kept trying to fall asleep so I could wake up and pretend that it is all a bad dream. They have decided to wait until Jan 08 for their products roll out. Why is this a problem you ask? Well probably because this is the 3rd time they have pushed everything back. It was supposed to happen last January, then March, and then June, and then August, now January. Again, I can hear the internal dialogue, “Why is this a problem?” Because we had 90% of the components bought and shipped to us in February for the first “real” deadline, so we now have to sit on everything for almost a full year. Not to mention that my client also wants a full detailed invoice of how much money they will lose, if they terminate the project.
FUCK!
Here is a little piece of advice, for free no less. If you have a new product that you want to merchandise in retail stores around the globe, do me a favor, WAIT UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY TESTED AND BUILT, AND SITTING ON A DOCK IN CHINA BEFORE YOU FUCKING CALL ME!! So I won’t see the rest of my sales commission until next year. Yeah I needed that money to pay for a bit of the trips I am planning for the first time in my life. I thought FINALLY! I have worked hard and someone noticed, and I will have a little extra cash for some luxuries, but no.
No let’s fuck Nightmare in the ass and not even give him a little reach around. Just ass rape him, prison style, and leave him sticky, broke and confused.
Did I mention how much I hate people?
