SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT

Check out this email I received in my inbox today...complete with pictures.

Dear Friend,

Thanks for your mail and for accepting my offer. I apologize for my late reply, it's due to my duty here. Since your last email to me on the month of JUNE, I couldn't reply back because my troops were camping at the road to the jordanian border, that makes it difficult for me to check my mail.

I have finally secure the money as being aggred and have every proof of this transaction only what I need is your assistance in smuggling this money out of Iraq. I am ready now to transfer the money to you. I want you to send your BANK details and YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT PHONE NUMBER to enable me start transferring the money into your BANK ACCOUNT as i cannot leave IRAQ because of the nature of my work.

I will transfer it with the Bank of Baghdad, Iraq. They do International Transfer. I will not send it at once, I will transfer $500,000 each transfer. I will inform you on what to do when i finally transfer the money into your BANK ACCOUNT.

I am giving you all the trust and I believe that with the help of God, we will sucessfully transfer this money out of Iraq. I hope that one day we will meet each other face to face to start a long lasting relationship.

Please do not disclose this deal to anybody as to protect my duty with the US Marine. I attached my picture and the picture of the Money which for your confirmation as you requested.It wasn't easy for me to do that but I had to because you requested for it and to make assurance double sure.

Remember, your share still remains the same 30% out of the total amount of the money. The total amount of the money is $12.8million Dollars.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible to proceed it the transfer.Please, Do not reply to this email, reply me to my private email address drcharles235@myway.com for security reasons.

Thanks.
CAPTAIN DUKER COLEMAN

Now I know that I'm not supposed to tell anyone because this is a Marine and all but I mean really does anyone think that Capt. Coleman, really exsists or that I even tried to make this connection? I don't remember that!!??? I think I would remember sending an email that asks some strange marine to send me a couple of million bucks out of Saddam's stash....I mean I know I would remember at least the address that I sent it to.

My week is going to be hellish., back to 12 hour days and with an almost full compliment of temp workers. And we all know how fun Temos can be when they work longer hours as well as getting low pay. But I think I found a reliable car to buy and we are getting the cash together right this second to buy it. And I had a GREAT business meeting with a friend of mine today who will be able to make my retirement plans happen a lot sooner rather than later. So all in all I had a pretty good day even though I was informed I will be doing the temp wrangling for another 2-2 1/2 weeks. Yay! Woo hoo!!

Smell that?

It is Sarcasm.

Enjoy your time.