Friday, September 01, 2006
Top five signs....
The Top 5 Signs You're Dealing With a Real Assclown
5. After charging you $3.79 for a regular black coffee, he looks forlornly at the tip jar.
4. When you politely reject his offer of fries with that, he strikes a pose and snips, "Don't hate because I'm a superstar!"
3. "Strippers? Not tonight -- 'According to Jim' is on."
2. Carries a handheld karaoke machine around the office and starts each song with, "This one's for the ladies."
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dealing With a Real Assclown...
1. On his business cards he spells it "Arseclown."
5. After charging you $3.79 for a regular black coffee, he looks forlornly at the tip jar.
4. When you politely reject his offer of fries with that, he strikes a pose and snips, "Don't hate because I'm a superstar!"
3. "Strippers? Not tonight -- 'According to Jim' is on."
2. Carries a handheld karaoke machine around the office and starts each song with, "This one's for the ladies."
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dealing With a Real Assclown...
1. On his business cards he spells it "Arseclown."
