Tuesday, July 19, 2005
What is it about Tits that is so damn appealing?
I mean really if we break them down to what they really are, biologically anyway, they are just skin colored food bags that are affected by gravity depending on size. A pair of fleshy masses protruding from the front of one of the most complex species on earth.
Tits, chi chi’s, boobies, fun bags, hooters, sweater bumpers, juggs, mams, bosom, bust , udders, Whatever you want to call them they really only serve to feed the young. I think it is interesting how different cultures portray the breasts. Europeans seem to just ignore them, well ok ignore is probably the wrong word, they accept them as a natural thing and that every woman has them move on. The tribes in Africa, they don’t even acknowledge that they are anything more then built in bottles for the kids. Americans seem to want them to be a separate part of their anatomy, like a doll, or a toy. We dress them up and decorate them and make them bigger and spend money on them like the boobs are a family member.
Why do you suppose we, as a sexually repressed country feels the need to create our own “Boob Culture”? I mean really, c’mon we spend so much money on boobs, that the Governor of Missouri has made it so all of the Strip clubs have to wear pasties, lap dances are illegal, there must be 10 feet between the customer and the dancer and inside of that 10 feet a rail or pole must be between the dancer and the patron. Who knew that lap dancing and Boobies had so much power over the country that we feel the need to cordon them off with rails, poles, pasties, and a parameter of 10 feet?
Jesus Christ No wonder we are at war with the Middle East, we have all of the boobies! That is what this war is about not oil, it is all about the breasts. They hide anything remotely female looking under a couple of layers of sheets and now I know why. They fully understand the power of the boobies! They aren’t demeaning to women or are trying to oppress them; all they are doing is trying to contain the power of the breast.
I feel that we should probably lean from them and start trying to harness the power of all the breasts. Sort of a breast containment unit/energy plant.
Ahh fuck it, I like the boobies just as they are! Just ask Bouby, I say good morning to hers everyday!
LONG LIVE THE BOOBS!
I mean really if we break them down to what they really are, biologically anyway, they are just skin colored food bags that are affected by gravity depending on size. A pair of fleshy masses protruding from the front of one of the most complex species on earth.
Tits, chi chi’s, boobies, fun bags, hooters, sweater bumpers, juggs, mams, bosom, bust , udders, Whatever you want to call them they really only serve to feed the young. I think it is interesting how different cultures portray the breasts. Europeans seem to just ignore them, well ok ignore is probably the wrong word, they accept them as a natural thing and that every woman has them move on. The tribes in Africa, they don’t even acknowledge that they are anything more then built in bottles for the kids. Americans seem to want them to be a separate part of their anatomy, like a doll, or a toy. We dress them up and decorate them and make them bigger and spend money on them like the boobs are a family member.
Why do you suppose we, as a sexually repressed country feels the need to create our own “Boob Culture”? I mean really, c’mon we spend so much money on boobs, that the Governor of Missouri has made it so all of the Strip clubs have to wear pasties, lap dances are illegal, there must be 10 feet between the customer and the dancer and inside of that 10 feet a rail or pole must be between the dancer and the patron. Who knew that lap dancing and Boobies had so much power over the country that we feel the need to cordon them off with rails, poles, pasties, and a parameter of 10 feet?
Jesus Christ No wonder we are at war with the Middle East, we have all of the boobies! That is what this war is about not oil, it is all about the breasts. They hide anything remotely female looking under a couple of layers of sheets and now I know why. They fully understand the power of the boobies! They aren’t demeaning to women or are trying to oppress them; all they are doing is trying to contain the power of the breast.
I feel that we should probably lean from them and start trying to harness the power of all the breasts. Sort of a breast containment unit/energy plant.
Ahh fuck it, I like the boobies just as they are! Just ask Bouby, I say good morning to hers everyday!
LONG LIVE THE BOOBS!
